Pure and Unadulterated Lies

Written April 2026 In the heady days of my late teens, I was a college student enjoying the folly of youth, which meant putting the minimum of effort into the incredibly dull course I was studying during the week (admittedly ditching a few lectures to play pool and drink cider in the local) and looking forward to the weekends, which were whiled away with friends at pubs and clubs. We also enjoyed raves of the kind that only 1990s kids will remember, sometimes in an abandoned

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Pure and Unadulterated Lies

Written April 2026 In the heady days of my late teens, I was a college student enjoying the folly of youth, which meant putting the minimum of effort into the incredibly dull course I was studying during the week (admittedly ditching a few lectures to play pool and drink cider in the local) and looking forward to the weekends, which were whiled away with friends at pubs and clubs. We also enjoyed raves of the kind that only 1990s kids will remember, sometimes in an abandoned

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TMI? Yes. Definitely TMI.

Written April 2026 At the risk of being called a proper prude, I am sick and tired of the trend for women in the public eye declaring to the world just how sexually active they are, and embellishing their statements with sordid descriptives of just how “out there” they are with their tastes and proclivities. I’m not even talking of the bullshittery that is “Bonnie Blue”, whose activities seem, frankly, completely implausible, in fact, impossible. I’m referring instead to the

Apr 153 min read

Crisis or Carry On?

Written March 2026 For those of us who have long been through the looking glass, everyday life as presented to us by the production studios they call newsrooms is, quite obviously, bullshit. The harder the BBC try to convince us that a man called Christan Guy works at the Centre for Social Justice, and that Dr. Pam Graves is an Archaeologist, and that Phil McCann was the only reporter available to report on the countrywide petrol shortage, and that Paul Twocock works for Ston

Mar 246 min read

Trans Mission: A night of reviving z-listers' careers for a lifetime of wonga

Written March 2026 This week, Wembley Arena was the setting for an event called Trans Mission , which according to the organisers, was to be “a night of solidarity for a lifetime of change”. Its purpose was to raise funds for Good Law Project and Not a Phase , two organisations whose very existence, and the salaries of those working within them, rely upon the continuation of the notion of “trans”. Not a Phase is registered as a charity in the UK, and saw its income soar f

Mar 137 min read

The Tragic Death of Safeguarding - A Cautionary Tale

Written July 2025 In recent months, we learned of the (not unpredictable) news that Stephen Ireland, founder of Pride Surrey and patron of Educate and Celebrate , has, alongside his depraved boyfriend, been found guilty of child sex offences, including rape. Take a read of my piece on him here , but be warned, the details are horrific. Those of us on the sane side of this debate were sadly not at all surprised. In fact, we found it inevitable given the blatant disregard for

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